"I love blackjack, but I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle." – Mitch Hedberg

I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.

They are the new breed of slot machine-colorful, fancy, exciting, wonderful...and deadly.